celestielbeing:

let’s hear it for being weird and off putting!

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(via thesaintofpatience)

djklmnx:

do things from love, not for love

(via avengersonna)

erstwhilesparrow:

okay i lied put your clothes back on we’re not having sex i’m fundamentally evil and i need you to kill me

(via goldenboydean)

eclogues:

pantiesfiend:

eclogues:

actually not sleeping barely eating doing drugs all day long and jacking off feels soo goood without a psychiatrist in ur ear telling you that ur bipolar

What the fuck is wrong with people, seek Jesus. Damn heathens.

sorry panties fiend

official-penis-posts:

fencehopping:

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The James Webb Space Telescope spotted a chain of 20 galaxies, dubbed the Cosmic Vine, which stretches 13 million light-years across and dates back to just 3 billion years after the Big Bang.

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough

(via oogziepie)

zee:

luetta:

mortalityplays:

mortalityplays:

mortalityplays:

it’s crazy that you used to be able to look up specific clips from a tv show on youtube. now regardless of your search terms you get 6 unrelated promo reels from the show’s official account, 6 unrelated clips of literally anything else youtube thinks you might click on, 6 unrelated promo reels from the network’s official account, 6 more completely arbitrary recommendations, 6 show trailers and publicity videos of the actors by content mills called ‘pop glutton’ and 'comedy chunk’ and finally raw gameplay footage of a mobile freemium slots game and a video essay called Liberals Can’t Belive It: 10 Times Hitler Was Shockingly Woke

you know the internet is dying when you can’t even search glup shitto funniest moments and find a single relevant result

our data wizards crunched the numbers, and they discovered something truly incredible: users spend up to 10x longer on the website when they can’t find what the fuck they came looking for

you joke but this is literally what google realised and changed with google search and youtube.


profit projections looked like it wasn’t going to be infinite growth for a quarter, and so the head of ads ousted one of the founders and implemented drastic measures to increase search queries. these measures were: making their services worse. this is NOT an exaggeration. it’s actually crazy how anti-consumer google is as a company now.

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shoyohnt:

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

(via allisquish)

owlservice:

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

(via anotherpapercut)

kosmogrl:

mintbecrazy:

kosmogrl:

there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years

and you still have tomorrow to try again